YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▼: hey sup
▲: what do you want?
▼: calm down sollux its just a question
▼: frankly im just happy someones answering
▲: who wouldn't want two an2wer you? iit'2 not liike you're an iin2ufferable priick or anythiing.
▼: hey that was past me i built a bridge and got over that shit a while ago
▲: oh really now?
▲: how 2o?
▼: what do you mean
▲: how the fuck diid you change?
▼: well ive just calmed down a lot i guess
▲: hm. really now? you're not a2 iin2ufferable, then?
▼: i used to be really uptight about being ironic and shit like that but now i really dont care anymore
▼: watching your friends die over and over really changes you
▼: i dont think i am
▲: ii gue22 that make2 2en2e. KK calmed down a biit after 2eeiing me diie.
▼: you died when did that happen
▲: when KK wa2 tryiing two get me iinto the game.
▲: ii 2pent two much tiime gettiing FF iin, and ii diied iin the va2t glub.
▼: ahhh i remember that
▲: but ii have two dream 2elve2 2o iit'2 all good.
▼: well i remember you telling me about it
▲: ii told you about iit? when wa2 that?
▼: im guessing youre still six sweeps right
▲: yeah. how old would ii be?
▼: well right now im about nine and a half sweeps by your standards
▲: holy fuck. 2o you all diidn't diie?
▼: the scratch reset everything but this time we kept our memories for some reason
▼: all you guys are here too even the ones who died out in the veil
▲: . . . 2eriiou2ly?
▲: how doe2 that even work!
▲: are we 2tiill troll2?
▼: dont look at me i have no fucking idea
▼: thankfully no you guys wouldnt blend well with human society if you were
▲: then we're human2? fuck that 2uck2. ii don't want two be a human.
▼: eh you get used to it after a while
▲: well ii gue22 at lea2t iif we're aliive.
▲: that'2 not two bad.
▼: exactly man think happy thoughts
▲: happy thought2. what a joke. ii can't even thiink mo2t of the tiime wiith the fuckiing voiice2.
▼: anything i can do to help with that
▲: not really.
▲: they come and go.
▼: sorry about that wish i could help
▲: iit'2 not liike iit'2 your fault or anythiing. ii can deal wiith them.
▲: ii've them for a2 long a2 ii can remember.
▼: i know but still i mean youre one of my friends
▼: doesnt make it any better
▲: are they gone iin the future?
▼: yeah they are
▲: then iit'2 fiine. iif ii can look forward two not haviing them, ii can deal now.
▼: its still gotta suck
▲: iit doe2 2uck 2ometiime2.
▲: but not all the tiime. there are tiime2 when they're helpful, or when ii'm around 2ome people they get quiieter.
▲: ii gue22.
▲: 2o are you human2 doiing iin the future?
▲: are you wiith jade liike KK triied two make you be?
▲: you 2tiill there?
▲: fuck thii2 2iite 2uck2.
▼: yeah im here
▼: no shit
▲: ah okay.
▲: 2orry je2u2 ii can't alway2 tell wiith thii2 piiece of 2hiit.
▼: its fine
▲: 2o, what ARE you human2 up two iin the future?
▼: not much really just continuing about our lives as normal
▲: what about u2?
▼: pretty much the same adapting to the human lifestyle
▲: beiing a human mu2t 2uck. ii feel 2orry for you.
▼: eh its not that bad
▲: doe2 KK 2tiill 2uck at everythiing?
▼: heh nah hes actually pretty good at hacking now
▼: still not as good as you but pretty good
▲: well that'2 a giiven.
▲: but wow. ii diidn't thiink he'd ever be any good.
▲: how'd that happen?
▼: no goddamn clue
▲: ii mu2t have helped hiim.
▲: why would ii do that?
▼: exactly heh
▲: he would never a2k me for help. doe2n't your john human code?
▲: he could helped hiim.
▼: yeah but john is shit at it
▼: like seriously hes worse than karkat
▲: who know2. KK ii2 my mate2priit maybe ii do help hiim.
▼: no i dont think thats it
▼: you guys are already matesprits
▲: yeah. why?
▼: congrats dude
▼: yeah sure
▲: are we not iin the future?
▼: no i just didnt know when you guys actually had gotten together
▲: okay that'2 good. the future would 2uck a22 iif ii diidn't 2tiill have that a22hole.
▼: thats adorable
▲: heh ii gue22. not a2 adorable a2 he ii2. you 2hould make hiim watch a horror moviie wiith you. iit'2 hiilariiou2.
▲: actually don't only ii get two do that.
▼: oh man why do you give me these ideas
▼: paranormal activity coming up
▼: aww cmon sollux please
▲: fiine fiine. but you have two iinviite me two.
▼: you bring the popcorn and weve got a deal
▲: you got iit.
▼: i have a question if i may ask it
▲: 2ure thiing. 2hoot.
▼: how did you tell karkat
▲: hone2tly iit ju2t kiind of came out.
▲: ii a2ked a few que2tiion2, 2o ii knew he wa2 over TZ and 2hiit, but ii wa2n't planniing on telliing hiim.
▲: ii ju2t ended up 2ayiing iit, becau2e ii couldn't hold iit back anymore.
▼: hmm alright
▲: why do you a2k?
▼: no reason
▲: you liike jade, riight? KK 2aid you were 2uppo2ed two, at lea2t.
▲: but ii gue22 that ii2n't needed now, huh?
▼: as i said earlier things didnt work out between us
▲: oh diid you? mu2t of mii22ed iit. ii thiink that wa2 when the 2iite wa2 fuckiing up.
▲: 2o then, who ii2 iit?
▼: bluhh no one
▲: come on bro you know about me and KK, you have two 2piill.
▼: guhh fine
▲: who are you cru2hiing on?
▼: i may possibly have a raging crush on egbert
▼: fuck the lag on this site so hard
▲: ahah 2eriiou2ly? on the derp?
▲: that'2 2weet.
▼: haha shut up
▲: make me.
▲: oh waiit, you can't.
▲: 2o why haven't you told hiim yet?
▼: bluhh i dont know
▼: probably because hes still spouting about not being a homosexual or whatever
▲: what'2 that?
▲: oh waiit that'2 that not liikiing guy2 thiing, ii2n't iit?
▲: ii don't beliieve iit. ii thiink he wa2 ju2t rejectiing KK.
▼: i dont know because everyone knows that you and he are together but he still says it
▲: ii don't know. what doe2 that ro2e human thiink? 2he'2 pretty 2mart.
▲: and jade hii2...2ii2ter, riight? 2he miight know 2omethiing.
▼: havent told her about it
▼: jades the only one who knows
▼: except you oh god i just realized that youve known this whole time
▲: yeah, ii gue22 ii would.
▲: dude ii mu2t have a great poker face two let you know ii know.
▼: yeah seriously jesus christ
▲: ahah. but damn, thii2 mean2 ii'm goiing two have two not let you know, 2iince that'2 what ii already am goiing to have done fuckiing tiime 2hiit.
▼: but it does make sense now youve been hinting all along but i thought i was just reading too much into it
▲: 2ound2 liike 2omethiing ii'd do.
▼: dont worry just wait for the "fuck you so hard" message from me then youll know i know you know
▲: oh dave, 2ave that for john.
▼: haha fuck you
▲: ii have KK for that.
▼: bluhh can we just get off this subject before my face overheats my brain
▲: nah man thii2 ii2 hiilariiou2.
▲: now you need two tell john.
▲: or future me wiill.
▲: iit would be funny, and ii'll probably be 2iick of 2eeiing you 2tuck iin your 2uppo2ed unrequiited love.
▼: bluhh i say
▲: bluh all you want iit wont change anythiing
▲: or get john two liike you.
▲: you need two do that on your own.
▲: from what ii've 2een john ii2 a pretty niice kiid, even iif he doe2n't liike you he wouldn't be mean about iit.
▲: al2o, iif he really ii2 goiing on and on about not beiing a homo2exual maybe iit'2 becau2e he'2 2tartiing two worry he miight be.
▼: damn you and your logic
▲: that'2 what ii'm here for.
▲: quiit your bluhiing and make a move already.
▲: before vrii2ka triie2 two.
▼: its two in the morning im not gonna say a
▼: holy shit he just got online what is this
▲: 2ay iit.
▲: tell hiim. now.
▲: come on you can do iit.
▲: put that 2tupiid liittle pokerface two u2e.
▼: if anything goes wrong im fucking blaming you
▲: whatever man future me wiill have two deal wiith iit.
▼: fine im doing it right now before my logic can kick in
▲: tell me how iit goe2.
▼: oh god
▼: oh jesus fucking christ
▲: what happened?
▲: what diid he 2ay?
▼: okay im just going to leave now before my chest gets ripped open again so i guess ill talk to you later
▼: he just fucking left
▲: fuck ii'm 2orry.
▼: oh my god im actually crying jesus christ i havent cried in i dont even know how long
▲: oh fuck man ii thought he would liike you, ii really diid.
▼: wait fuck hes back what do i do
▲: ii don't know! ii already fucked 2hiit up for you ii don't want two do iit agaiin!
▼: alright hang on a second
▲: ii'll be riight here.
▼: holy shit
▼: holy motherfucking shit
▲: what happened?
▼: oh man you are so fucking lucky im not about to beat your ass for making me tell him
▼: his computer glitched thats why he left
▲: that'2 a reliief.
▲: good for you.
▲: 2o he liike2 you?
▼: apparently so
▲: told you 2o bro.
▼: youre lucky man i was about to go over to your place and give you a fucking broken nose
▲: ii could ju2t bla2t you away wiith fuck ii don't have p2iioniic2 anymore, do ii?
▲: yeah ii'd have been 2crewed.
▲: glad that worked out, then for the 2ake of my face.
▼: nope you dont
▲: lame. ii wa2 lookiing forward two u2iing tho2e on KK when we were old enough.
▼: dont worry you have other things to occupy your bedroom life with
▲: hopefully. ii'll waiit untiil ii get there two fiigure iit out.
▼: no trust me you do i walked in on it once
▲: ahaha. that'2 fuckiing hiilariiou2.
▲: hope that won't happen two me now that you got john.
▼: i have never looked at you two the same way again
▼: what do you mean
▼: oh walking in on us
▼: no im pretty sure ill remember to lock the damned door
▲: through from what ii gather, iit won't be a2 bad a2 what you 2aw.
▲: yeah that would work two.
▲: ii 2hould try two remember two do that.
▼: guhh please do
▲: ii miight regret a2kiing thii2, but what DIID you 2ee?
▲: or are you not goiing to 2ay?
▼: do you really want to know
▲: kiind of, ye2.
▼: karkat was handcuffed to the head of the bed ass in the air gagged and blindfolded and i think you might have had a riding crop
▲: holy fuck.
▲: that'2 a great iidea.
▼: oh holy jesus you mean im the one who gave it to you
▲: apparently, ye2.
▲: you are.
▲: thank you dave.
▼: excuse me while i go kill myself and look for some brain bleach
▲: tiime 2hiit man. you 2hould have known iit wa2 a po22iibiiliity, hero of tiime.
▲: ii'm 2urprii2ed you diidn't get u2 back for 2eeiing that.
▼: we all kind of agreed to never speak of it again
▲: make2 2en2e.
▲: and ii gue22 that iinclude2 pa2t 2elve2, riight?
▼: yep pretty much
▲: ii can re2pect that.
▼: dear god thank you
▲: ii don't need two briing iit up two laugh at iit.
▲: well ii'd love two 2tay and chat, but ii KK ii2 yelliing at me. ii'll talk two you later. or ii gue22 iin the pa2t.
▲: fuckiing tiime 2hiit.
▼ HAS FUCKED OFF.